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Vol. 3 / No. 1 Fall 2003
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Audiences
Across America
Are Saying Hello to
'Say Goodnight Gracie'
As It Takes to the Road
by Joanne Johnson / Humor Editor T a l k i n g C o m e d y . c o m
In his one-man-show Say Goodnight Gracie Rupert Holmes has
written a great showcase for Frank Gorshin's extraordinary talents as both
an impressionist and an actor. Allowing Gorshin to take the audience on
a roller coaster ride of emotions -- one minute with tears of laughter rolling
down their faces, the next tears of sorrow. Then back to laughter again
and all so smoothly and so beautifully done.
Say Goodnight Gracie has begun its tour across America after a year
of success on the Great White Way. And comedy lovers, young and old, are
getting the chance to see George Burns for one last grand performance. Well,
all right, this isn't the real George Burns, but if you didn't know he was
dead you'd swear he was right there in front of you.
It all began five years ago when producer Bill Franzblau approached Rupert
Holmes and asked if he was interested in writing a show for Broadway about
the life of comedy legend George Burns. Rupert Holmes created The Mystery
of Edwin Drood for Broadway in 1986, becoming the first individual in
theatrical history to win Tony Awards simultaneously for book, music, and
lyrics. But the Holmes' project that most convinced Franzblau that Holmes
was the right man for the job was the series Holmes created and wrote for
AMC, Remember WENN.
Holmes recalls Bill Franzblau saying that he originally thought Holmes only
did caustic humor. But after seeing his work on Remember WENN it
was obvious that Holmes could do very gentle humor as well. Because the
Remember WENN series was all about the golden age of radio, which
was much of the time frame for Burns and Allen, the choice seemed a natural
one to Franzblau.
Once the decision was made to come on board as writer of the project Holmes
began immersing himself in anything and everything having to do with George
Burns. I steeped myself in him for four months, says Holmes
of the research and preparation that always comes before the writing. I
immersed myself in George Burns his writings, his radio shows, his
TV shows, his memoirs that's all I thought about, all I did, all
I looked at. Holmes did this until he began to talk like Burns. I
would find in conversations it wasn't like I was doing Burn's voice,"
says Holmes, "but I was getting his rhythms.
So Holmes steeped himself in George Burns until he felt like he knew his
rhythms until he felt like he knew his story. I so respected
him by the time I began writing I so respected his tenacity,
says Holmes of a comedian whom he says didn't really have a lot of justification
for staying in the business for the first 15 years of his Vaudeville career.
But if there wasn't a lot of justification for his aspirations in show business
that didn't matter to George Burns, he loved what he was doing too much
to care about how he was doing.
One of
the reasons George Burns tells such great stories about his past is that
he loved he really loved being in the business, says Holmes
of Burns' enthusiasm for show business even during the days he was struggling
to make ends meet. George Burns would relate stories about when he was first
starting out stories of how he would put makeup on the inside of
his shirt collar so that people would think he'd just come from the stage.
When Burns talked about his early days in Vaudeville he could real off all
the acts he either worked with or was a part of I was Sullivan of
Ryan & Sullivan. I was Ryan of Sullivan & Ryan. I was and
on and on He just loved all those names, he loved saying those
names, because, he loved being in the business, says Holmes.
Rupert Holmes recalls his own early days starting out in the music business
Sometimes I was writing Gospel lead sheets, sometimes I was writing
the Charlie Pride song folio and arranging it, sometimes I was doing a marching
band arrangement for Frosty the Snowman, or the concert band version
of selections from Hair. But I didn't wait a table. I didn't tend
a bar. I just worked with words and music and it was astounding. So
I really related to so much of that with George Burns.
Energized by a new found kinship with Burns, Rupert Holmes set out to
begin writing Burn's story for the stage. I wrote a draft of his
life. There were 100 years that I had to cover. And the first draft ran
about 2 hours and 20 minutes, realizing he had to cut a lot Holmes
began the work of skimming off the fat without loosing any of the cream.
In
some instances I had to create my own George Burns stories to cover things
that would have needed ten stories to cover otherwise. I tried to find
a way that one story would have all the flavors of those ten stories.
So there are some stories that are inventions, but they're based on real
stories. Since I couldn't give you all ten stories I had to create one
that had all the pungency of all ten, relates Holmes. By doing this
Holmes was able to condense the 100 years of George Burns' life down into
a 90 minute stage show. 100 years into 90 minutes -- an impossible task
one might think! Yet Holmes does it and does it brilliantly. For the play,
in the end, leaves the audience wanting more yet simultaneously
leaves them with a real sense, a real satisfaction, that they've caught
every important essence they needed to catch about this legendary comedian's
life.
Midway through the process someone said Frank Gorshin would be great
for this, relates Holmes. I didn't even know Frank did a George
Burns. I'd never seen him do a George Burns. But not long before
Frank Gorshin had been hired to do a movie portraying George Burns as
one of the principle characters. Although the film was never completed
or released Gorshin trained himself to do a perfect impression of Burns
and added it to his repertoire of celebrity impersonations.
I knew I needed an actor, confides Holmes. It wasn't
going to be enough for me to get someone who simply does impressions
I needed an actor! So Rupert Holmes went down to Atlantic City to
see Frank Gorshin perform. During the evening's performance Gorshin did
an impression of someone like Dean Martin. Then says
Holmes, he turned his back to the audience, paused, and turned around
again. He hadn't put on any props He hadn't put on the round owl glasses.
He hadn't even taken out a cigar. He just stood there. And I heard three
different people in the audience say 'George Burns.' And he hadn't
even uttered a word yet. And I thought to myself, oh, we have to have
this man.
They
sorted through a number of possibilities before deciding on doing it as
a one-man show. You know one-man shows are very hard to write. And
I'm very thrilled that it got a Tony nomination for best play because
most people dont even think they're plays they think they're acts.
But when Holmes started writing he hadn't decided to make it a one-man
show. George did me a great favor in that I knew it was factually
true that after Gracie died he would talk to her at the mausoleum as if
he was having a conversation with her, relates Holmes. And
although it was therapy for him I thought, well, I'm going to do that
scene. I have to have a scene in this play where he's at the mausoleum
talking to her because that's such a strong moment. Holmes
realized he could use the same sort of approach for several scenes throughout
the play and not just the mausoleum scene. I just have to write
scenes for George and Gracie. And George will talk to Gracie. We'll just
have to imagine that Gracie's there. That was a big turn for me. At that
point I realized it could be a one man show.
And then I thought, around midway into the show, I want to take
the audience to the Palace Theater and give them some Burns and Allen.
Holmes knew George Burns had invented the idea of doing a song that keeps
getting interrupted by a series of jokes, a technique popular in the days
of vaudeville. Holmes felt that by including this technique in a scene
of the play he could not only highlight an entertainment technique that
Burns and Allan created and made famous but also insert a production number
into the show.
And you know what? a soft shoe
is always two people both doing exactly the same movements and moving
in perfect sync. So, I thought since we all know that whatever we
see George doing Gracie would be doing as well, then I can have him dance
a little soft shoe. Holmes did a musical arrangement of Tea for
Two and wrote some jokes to be inserted into the breaks in the song.
At first Holmes wasn't sure what to do with the jokes he'd written. Wouldn't
the audience have to hear the punch lines to appreciate the jokes. Then
the answer came to him Well, you know what, we'll just hear
Gracie's voice, thought Holmes. If I build if we keep
hearing George talking to Gracie. If she keeps getting more and more real,
as the play goes on, I'll just have her say the lines. I'll have an actress
(Didi Conn) who sounds like Gracie Allen say her lines and it won't seem
so weird that suddenly we can hear her voice because we've been building
toward this moment.
The play, Say Goodnight Gracie, is currently scheduled for a two-year
tour across America but venues are being added continually to the tours'
line up (visit www.SayGoodnightGracie.net
for tour schedule). My goal, says Holmes with a chuckle, is
for Frank Gorshin to live longer than George Burns and to be doing this
show eight times a week for the rest of his life. I don't know if he's
on board with that yet. But I'm going to talk it through with him and
we'll see if he falls in line with my plan.